Yes. I am the Captain of this tub.

The problem with potty talk…

Bird o’ War

Ultimate snuggles.

She blinked…

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

Could you not right now?

And my vote…

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

A trip to the loo[ney] bin.

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Welcome to your first H.O.O.P. rally.

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

Get with the program, Jimothy.

William Wallace Monument, Scotland

In-flight meal on EVA Airways Hello Kitty Plane