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Every waiter knows

Every waiter knows
NO SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
NICE, INDEED
NICE, INDEED
JUST DOING MY JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
left swipe
left swipe
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
a billion dollar idea
a billion dollar idea
never give up on your dreams
never give up on your dreams
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Join the conversation
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Get+this+guy+a+press+badge%21
Get this guy a press badge!
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.