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Official script for The Interview

Official script for The Interview
How to propose.
How to propose.
Overwhelmed?
Overwhelmed?
Uhhh…
Uhhh…
Hello Heath.
Hello Heath.
Truth.
Truth.
Walmart bingo.
Walmart bingo.
Alternative ending.
Alternative ending.
You ordered a salad at McDonalds?
You ordered a salad at McDonalds?
What do?!
What do?!
You founds me!
You founds me!
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
The only acceptable duckface.
The only acceptable duckface.
Do want.
Do want.
Yes, they’re fake!
Yes, they’re fake!
My+bad%21
My bad!
Geeks+of+the+animal+kingdom.
Geeks of the animal kingdom.
Gamer+friends%26%238230%3B
Gamer friends…
When+will+you+forget%3F
When will you forget?
Join the conversation
BURN+IT%21+BURN+IT+WITH+FIRE%21
BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Moments+in+life+%28and+death%29
Moments in life (and death)
Waking+up+to+your+favorite+song%26%238230%3B
Waking up to your favorite song…
pruto+go+poty%26%238230%3B
pruto go poty…
Valentine.
Valentine.
Thanks+for+a+mostly+mediocre+seven+years.
Thanks for a mostly mediocre seven years.
The+Chef%26%238217%3Bs+Guide+to+Knives.
The Chef’s Guide to Knives.
Medals+of+dishonor.
Medals of dishonor.