<< Previous Feeling Lucky? Next >>

Official script for The Interview

Official script for The Interview
Iran man.
Iran man.
Proof.
Proof.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Diaries of a blind man.
Diaries of a blind man.
Good point.
Good point.
THIS IS SPARTAAA!
THIS IS SPARTAAA!
It’s simple… We kill the Pac-Man!
It’s simple… We kill the Pac-Man!
Great Scott!
Great Scott!
Valid question…
Valid question…
She’s such a nice girl.
She’s such a nice girl.
Of course I’ll play checkers with you!
Of course I’ll play checkers with you!
Drink up.
Drink up.
Just Walken.
Just Walken.
At this present time…
At this present time…
Hipster Lincoln.
Hipster Lincoln.
go+go+power+rangers%21
go go power rangers!
as+long+as+he%26%238217%3Bs+happy
as long as he’s happy
this+is+me
this is me
this+casting+would+have+been+magical
this casting would have been magical
Join the conversation
i+see+the+light%21
i see the light!
see+you+there
see you there
what+did+you+just+ask%3F
what did you just ask?
easier+said+than+done%2C+dad
easier said than done, dad
nothing+beats+american+muscle
nothing beats american muscle
the+common+theme+is%26%238230%3B
the common theme is…
ride+or+die
ride or die
armpit+makeup
armpit makeup