Master Bate will help

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.

Takebacks enabled.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

There are holes all over this plot…

Best friends by order of dog law.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Cone them all.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Do as I say, and what not.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.