% Feeling Lucky? %

Heart surgery.

Heart surgery.
Your execution is tomorrow…
Your execution is tomorrow…
Know the difference.
Know the difference.
Thank you, smoke detector
Thank you, smoke detector
Fun statistics for adults!
Fun statistics for adults!
I’ll be wearing this to the Star Wars premier
I’ll be wearing this to the Star Wars premier
Present Presents
Present Presents
Drugs and gaming.
Drugs and gaming.
Solar powered glowing bike path.
Solar powered glowing bike path.
Special snowflakes.
Special snowflakes.
Deep space
Deep space
1960’s CIA-issued Rectal Houdini Kit
1960’s CIA-issued Rectal Houdini Kit
A Map of the Introvert’s Heart
A Map of the Introvert’s Heart
If I were to summarize my years of gym class
If I were to summarize my years of gym class
The new Jurassic Park movie looks promising
The new Jurassic Park movie looks promising
The downsides to immortality.
The downsides to immortality.
Barking+saved+my+family+from+being+sucked+into+a+vacuum%2C+and+stopped+the+neighbors+cat+from+stealing+my+bone
Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone
There%26%238217%3Bs+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea%26%238230%3B
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Taylor+Swift+should+walk+in+on+Kim+Kardashian+giving+birth%26%238230%3B
Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian giving birth…
My+nightly+ritual.
My nightly ritual.
Join the conversation
Japanese+vs.+American.
Japanese vs. American.
You+need+some+ice+for+that%3F
You need some ice for that?
Swimming+with+alligators.
Swimming with alligators.
Bathing+in+style+with+a+granite+boulder+tub+and+chandelier+shower+head
Bathing in style with a granite boulder tub and chandelier shower head
Why+was+there+only+one+set+of+footprints%3F
Why was there only one set of footprints?
Should+you+trust+a+Yelp+review%3F
Should you trust a Yelp review?
Sleeping%3A+expectation+vs.+reality.
Sleeping: expectation vs. reality.
Best+secret+passage+ever.
Best secret passage ever.