Beware, the vacuum.
Dear mom and dad
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
One of us! One of us!
Fresh pressed apple juice.
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
My wife is so much better looking than me…
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
National Park Service
It’s only twice a year…