Burn them all.
also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.
A joyous followup.
Governments around the world…
German engineering at it’s best.
Well, they’re not wrong…
HODL all day.
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
That’s pretty specific.
Noodling the law.
When life mimics art.
Be the neighbor…
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
Outstanding PR move.
You are known.
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
When is it okay to fart in a relationship.
Man’s best friend.
Oh, you were at work?
Join the conversation
How to postpone your execution.
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
The skypunch is an incredibly rare occurrence.
A Box of Fruit Loops, Neatly Organized
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.