Cat burglar

Cat burglar

Pretty nice guy, actually.

Pretty nice guy, actually.

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

Made me s m i l e

Made me s m i l e

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Chance of rain on Tinder

Chance of rain on Tinder

Build the wall.

Build the wall.

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Mmm… food lotion

Mmm… food lotion

Go home, pigeon

Go home, pigeon

Thanks Dad.

That’s not AI.

That’s not AI.

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

We’re not close anymore.

We’re not close anymore.