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What having a crush is like.

What having a crush is like.
Those eyes…
Those eyes…
High caliber bacon.
High caliber bacon.
Daddy, I want a pony!
Daddy, I want a pony!
This is my resume now…
This is my resume now…
A sweater for a real man.
A sweater for a real man.
Bacon is the Duct tape of food.
Bacon is the Duct tape of food.
Cake of Thrones.
Cake of Thrones.
I will erase you…
I will erase you…
The forgotten victim.
The forgotten victim.
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human.
Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human.
Literally too stupid to insult.
Literally too stupid to insult.
The saddest cat in the world.
The saddest cat in the world.
You’re not especially lazy…
You’re not especially lazy…
There, there human.
There, there human.
same
same
bffs
bffs
chick+magnet
chick magnet
cursing+is+fun
cursing is fun
Join the conversation
i%26%238217%3Bm+out
i’m out
plant+boss
plant boss
i+can+do++it+in+25+minutes
i can do it in 25 minutes
impossible
impossible
in+a+while%2C+crocodile
in a while, crocodile
there+is+no+stopping+her
there is no stopping her
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+scam
it wasn’t a scam
this+is+poetry
this is poetry