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Every time I try to act suave in front of my SO…

Every time I try to act suave in front of my SO...
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
god bless the usa
god bless the usa
this person is a real boob
this person is a real boob
oddly uplifting
oddly uplifting
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
time for negotiating is over
time for negotiating is over
the long con
the long con
this hurts my brain
this hurts my brain
i never thought about but now i need to know
i never thought about but now i need to know
*buys stock in neopets*
*buys stock in neopets*
they couldn’t be more different
they couldn’t be more different
the internet’s greatest resource
the internet’s greatest resource
where are the fun and games?
where are the fun and games?
literally
literally
Shhhhhh%26%238230%3B.
Shhhhhh….
Disney+Census
Disney Census
Ever+wondered+what+buildings%2C+snakes%2C+aliens%2C+knives%2C+and+butts+have+in+common%26%238230%3B
Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…
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Immature+Yoda+is+immature
Immature Yoda is immature
I+welcome+our+virtual+overlords.
I welcome our virtual overlords.
The+soldiers.
The soldiers.
Never+trust+a+dentist.
Never trust a dentist.
Somewhere+out+there%26%238230%3B
Somewhere out there…
The+perfect+relationship
The perfect relationship
Selective+hearing
Selective hearing
Do+you+want+to+get+shot%3F
Do you want to get shot?