The saddest people always try the hardest to make people happy.

did you know e.t. had a last name?

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

peekaboo for adults

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

CSI: disneyland

he can’t hear you!

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald