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We’d have a colony on Mars already.

We'd have a colony on Mars already.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
Cat lift.
Cat lift.
In an alternate universe.
In an alternate universe.
Unicorns are jerks.
Unicorns are jerks.
How to make $1.
How to make $1.
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
The litter tray is empty again!
The litter tray is empty again!
The world without us.
The world without us.
Every time!
Every time!
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.
Worth+it+%26%238211%3B+every+grammar+nazi+everywhere.
Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.
The+burden+of+wisdom.
The burden of wisdom.
We+should+try+this+on+covid%2C+I+mean+what+do+you+have+to+lose%26%238211%3B+I+know+I+would+want+it.+%26%238211%3B+The+Donald%2C+probably.
We should try this on covid, I mean what do you have to lose– I know I would want it. – The Donald, probably.
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Oil+on+linen%2C+allegedly.
Oil on linen, allegedly.
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
Lorde+of+Lands+is+overstepping+harrrrrrrd.
Lorde of Lands is overstepping harrrrrrrd.
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
I+could+read+a+gaggle+of+books+here.
I could read a gaggle of books here.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
The+footprints+of+dinosaurs%2C+circa+240+million+years+ago+in+southern+CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…