Every morning…

Every morning...

http://emmisnotshortforemma.tumblr.com/

I’m something of a collector.

I’m something of a collector.

There’s something about middle of the night water.

There’s something about middle of the night water.

I would consider this on a ballot.

I would consider this on a ballot.

Manipulate the news.

Manipulate the news.

Your pry bar has no power here…

Your pry bar has no power here…

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Science, bitch!

Science, bitch!

Cross country Tesla #nostopping

Cross country Tesla #nostopping

Crossed wires, and all that jazz.

Crossed wires, and all that jazz.

Stop touching me.

Stop touching me.

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

[P A I N] T

X Games circa ages ago.

X Games circa ages ago.

Banksy tricks

Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion.

Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion.