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This was in my furniture assembly instructions

This was in my furniture assembly instructions
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
dang you’re good
dang you’re good
what will they think of next
what will they think of next
moodeth
moodeth
pleadus prius
pleadus prius
i waste so much time
i waste so much time
i cooka da pizza
i cooka da pizza
take a chance on thee
take a chance on thee
plz lemme do errands in peace
plz lemme do errands in peace
somehow, sauron returned
somehow, sauron returned
runaway aesthetic
runaway aesthetic
kelogging in
kelogging in
well that’s ominous
well that’s ominous
how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb
how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb
do what has to be done
do what has to be done
10+Memes+Made+By+People+that+Are+Not+Having+a+Good+Time+with+their+Careers
10 Memes Made By People that Are Not Having a Good Time with their Careers
10+Hilarious+Things+People+have+Found+on+Google+Maps
10 Hilarious Things People have Found on Google Maps
I+guess+we%26%238217%3Bll+never+know+who+did+it
I guess we’ll never know who did it
breathtaking%2C+absolutely+breathtaking
breathtaking, absolutely breathtaking
Join the conversation
icy+someone+had+a+rough+time
icy someone had a rough time
the+less-than-complex+icarus
the less-than-complex icarus
Ben+there%2C+done+that
Ben there, done that
be+the+best+Beyblade+you+can+be
be the best Beyblade you can be
10+Signs+You+%2AKnow%2A+Must+Have+a+Story+Behind+Them
10 Signs You *Know* Must Have a Story Behind Them
the+same+as+telling+someone+specifically+not+to+push+a+button
the same as telling someone specifically not to push a button
10+Memes+that+People+who%26%238217%3Bve+had+a+Boyfriend+%28Or+Have+Been+The+Boyfriend%29+Will+Understand
10 Memes that People who’ve had a Boyfriend (Or Have Been The Boyfriend) Will Understand
looks+like+he+bawked+up+the+wrong+tree
looks like he bawked up the wrong tree