An Anthology of Mythical Creatures
If you can read this…
So you let your son play with dolls?
I never shave my legs
Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter
Nasa just emailed a wrench to space…
The mocking bird
Life is about decisions.
My thoughts on threesomes.
Where the hell is this dude?
Our body clock.
Every damn time
I need a raccoon
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
A farm in Oregon has the Enterprise tilled into it
I nominate him as our national superintendent.
Hiccups are scary.
Join the conversation
Suspend Verizon, actually.
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
Free at last, free to gas.
Lamb chop blebs.
He loves me for who I am.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.