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An Anthology of Mythical Creatures

An Anthology of Mythical Creatures
If you can read this…
If you can read this…
So you let your son play with dolls?
So you let your son play with dolls?
The friendzone.
The friendzone.
I never shave my legs
I never shave my legs
Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter
Everyone dies…
Everyone dies…
Nasa just emailed a wrench to space…
Nasa just emailed a wrench to space…
The mocking bird
The mocking bird
Life is about decisions.
Life is about decisions.
Dear Human
Dear Human
My thoughts on threesomes.
My thoughts on threesomes.
Where the hell is this dude?
Where the hell is this dude?
Our body clock.
Our body clock.
Every damn time
Every damn time
I need a raccoon
I need a raccoon
The+Children%26%238217%3Bs+LEGO+Bible+is+a+thing.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
A+farm+in+Oregon+has+the+Enterprise+tilled+into+it
A farm in Oregon has the Enterprise tilled into it
I+nominate+him+as+our+national+superintendent.
I nominate him as our national superintendent.
Hiccups+are+scary.
Hiccups are scary.
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Suspend+Verizon%2C+actually.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
If+my+gym+had+one+of+these+I%26%238217%3Bd+at+least+have+a+membership%26%238230%3B
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
My+kijje+has+freckles+on+his+push+beans.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
Free+at+last%2C+free+to+gas.
Free at last, free to gas.
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Lamb+chop+blebs.
Lamb chop blebs.
He+loves+me+for+who+I+am.
He loves me for who I am.
Had+to+kennel+the+cat.+She+is+not+pleased.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.