Damn liar.

goosebumps, but for adults

my plants are my children

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this guy gets it

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

what’s your favorite six word story?

the simple dog life

be your own worst enemy

stop to smell the roses?

there is no middle ground