Your banking is bad and you should feel bad
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—
so warm and cozy
it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness
baby faced swamp witch
what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
i can never show my face in public again
do you even lift, nerd girl?
if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta