Your banking is bad and you should feel bad

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

political pokemon

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

so warm and cozy

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

baby faced swamp witch

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

i can never show my face in public again

do you even lift, nerd girl?

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta