Feeling Lucky?

Recently single, this is my life now.

Recently single, this is my life now.
Come forth and receive eternal life…
Come forth and receive eternal life…
Now is your chance to dance.
Now is your chance to dance.
Life could be worse, Calvin.
Life could be worse, Calvin.
Ideal child.
Ideal child.
State your first name, last name, and occupation.
State your first name, last name, and occupation.
Enhance…. Enhance…. Enhance…. He’s watching us
Enhance…. Enhance…. Enhance…. He’s watching us
Remember to put the glass down.
Remember to put the glass down.
Banned Grey Poupon Ad
Banned Grey Poupon Ad
Somebody around here has a sense of humor.
Somebody around here has a sense of humor.
We’re all one big family!
We’re all one big family!
How to write good.
How to write good.
A snail eating a blade of grass.
A snail eating a blade of grass.
Oink oink bitches.
Oink oink bitches.
Starbucks Gold.
Starbucks Gold.
Phtar Warph
Phtar Warph
Cool+family+is+cool.
Cool family is cool.
But+these+are+for+girls%26%238230%3B
But these are for girls…
A+dog%26%238217%3Bs+seeing+eye+dog.
A dog’s seeing eye dog.
Happy+Easter%21
Happy Easter!
Join the conversation
Scumbag+Pope.
Scumbag Pope.
Silly+Dora.
Silly Dora.
Our+only+hope.
Our only hope.
Do+want.
Do want.
I%26%238217%3Bll+remember+it%26%238230%3B
I’ll remember it…
Just+helping%26%238230%3B
Just helping…
IKEA+job+interview.
IKEA job interview.
Smart+phones%26%238230%3B
Smart phones…