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My most hated phrases

My most hated phrases
Just not that kind of night.
Just not that kind of night.
Math is hard[core]
Math is hard[core]
I drive home every night in my roach coach.
I drive home every night in my roach coach.
The Centennial Light, the world’s longest-lasting light bulb has been on since 1901.
The Centennial Light, the world’s longest-lasting light bulb has been on since 1901.
I prefer being an only child…
I prefer being an only child…
Become awakened.
Become awakened.
I would watch this.
I would watch this.
The Tibetan Bridge in Claviere, Piedmont, Italy
The Tibetan Bridge in Claviere, Piedmont, Italy
Nicholas Cage filming in my town. They let us watch.
Nicholas Cage filming in my town. They let us watch.
Dad stahp
Dad stahp
Please consider not being ridiculous.
Please consider not being ridiculous.
Aero[not]ics.
Aero[not]ics.
Eyebrows are fun.
Eyebrows are fun.
Her Tinder profile said she had ‘fun mom energy’
Her Tinder profile said she had ‘fun mom energy’
Posted: No Trespassing
Posted: No Trespassing
A+man%2C+his+daughter%2C+and+a+crocodile.
A man, his daughter, and a crocodile.
How+to+meet+a+cat.
How to meet a cat.
Goat+to+cow%2C+come+in+cow.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Brad+Pitt+lowers+his+standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Join the conversation
I+looked+my+demons+in+the+eyes%26%238230%3B
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Every+time+I+go+to+see+Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+jerk+in+this+relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
You+might+be+a+nerd%26%238230%3B
You might be a nerd…
I+need+to+stop+objectifying+women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Fatherly+advice.
Fatherly advice.
Excuse+me%2C+ladies.
Excuse me, ladies.
Meeting+up+at+high+school+reunions%26%238230%3B
Meeting up at high school reunions…