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When you look up from your exam…

When you look up from your exam...
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
giddy up!
giddy up!
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
heeded
heeded
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
omg so often
omg so often
fashion over function
fashion over function
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
Studied+for+15+minutes.
Studied for 15 minutes.
C+is+for+CUPCAKE%21
C is for CUPCAKE!
Last+Christmas+sucked.
Last Christmas sucked.
Because+presents.
Because presents.
Join the conversation
Pooh+who%3F
Pooh who?
Mom%26%238217%3Bs+not+in+the+kitchen%26%238230%3B
Mom’s not in the kitchen…
Do+you+drink+coffee%3F
Do you drink coffee?
OM+NOM+NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
How+I+feel.
How I feel.
How+to+not+care.
How to not care.
Self-defense+for+women.
Self-defense for women.
Dig+a+hole%2C+dig+a+hole.
Dig a hole, dig a hole.