Classic Satan.

Classic Satan.

http://owlturd.com

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

when flirting goes too far

when flirting goes too far

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

beerfest 2: beardfest

beerfest 2: beardfest

death by karens

death by karens

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

judi ain’t messing around!

judi ain’t messing around!

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

they needed love

they needed love

he refused to quit

he refused to quit