Long exposure of a roomba vacuum with color-changing light on top

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

classic carrie bradshaw

time to cry!

i should have texted instead

what every kid wants for christmas

that’s a loaded question

send dudes, not nudes

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

wasted gems

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

And you give that subtle approving head nod