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The first person I came out to

The first person I came out to
Pick two…
Pick two…
Did you do something different with your hair?
Did you do something different with your hair?
I like you.
I like you.
I can’t math.
I can’t math.
Email and bacon.
Email and bacon.
Flying sloth.
Flying sloth.
Sorry Jack…
Sorry Jack…
Chemistry cat.
Chemistry cat.
Sorry to hear about your mom…
Sorry to hear about your mom…
Japanese vending machines.
Japanese vending machines.
Mini Scissorhands.
Mini Scissorhands.
I’M GON EATCHU!
I’M GON EATCHU!
I’m going to need some of these.
I’m going to need some of these.
There’s an app for that.
There’s an app for that.
Happy shark week!
Happy shark week!
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
Join the conversation
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT