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Time to update the resume!

Time to update the resume!
from this day forward, avocados will be know as guacamole balls
from this day forward, avocados will be know as guacamole balls
also came with a puppy
also came with a puppy
gets too hot
gets too hot
i would like to grow spikes, please
i would like to grow spikes, please
his name is steve
his name is steve
the hungry games
the hungry games
what are your thoughts on this?
what are your thoughts on this?
drugs win
drugs win
good christian hacks
good christian hacks
commas aren’t people
commas aren’t people
fathering 101
fathering 101
the secretaryasaurus is not in today
the secretaryasaurus is not in today
ground him
ground him
cozy country cottage
cozy country cottage
the struggle is real
the struggle is real
Tie+clip%2C+like+a+sir.
Tie clip, like a sir.
The+Phone+Stacking+Game.
The Phone Stacking Game.
What+a+coincidence%21
What a coincidence!
I+cried+all+the+tears.
I cried all the tears.
Join the conversation
Betty+White.
Betty White.
Sorry+Brian.
Sorry Brian.
Religious+arguments+on+the+Internet.
Religious arguments on the Internet.
This+shirt+is+freaking+me+out%26%238230%3B
This shirt is freaking me out…
Homeless+people+these+days.
Homeless people these days.
You+stay+in+the+box%21
You stay in the box!
Hey+Jasmine%26%238230%3B
Hey Jasmine…
Soon.
Soon.