prepared for flight? now prepare for ✨me✨

WarmLegs 3000: Now with Socks!

License to Confuse, Permission to Slay

love? it’s a perfectly symmetrical function

hiss and dismiss

nails done, lights off, still shining

claws out, bugs out

SitSquish: Built for the Drop

infant form, ancient soul

emotional support houseplant

grill gods require the ritual click

moon in retrograde? bring the goat

Weekly Dose of Wholesome Memes to slow down (June 14)

one fears consequences, one is consequence

one smile, my armor melted instantly

I+regret+nothing.
I regret nothing.
Meanwhile+on+Google+Maps.
Meanwhile on Google Maps.
Jiggle%21+Jiggle%21
Jiggle! Jiggle!
The+morning+is+so+beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
Join the conversation
We+should+ban+life+jackets.
We should ban life jackets.
Of+course+I+talk+to+myself.
Of course I talk to myself.
Dog+tricks%3A+Not+as+impressive+when+done+by+humans.
Dog tricks: Not as impressive when done by humans.
It+simply+does+not+matter.
It simply does not matter.
This+is+why+the+chicken+crossed+the+road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Cats%26%238230%3B
Cats…
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+choose+the+thug+life.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
Insects+x+Women.
Insects x Women.