The real glow-up

jurassic bark

bark side of the breeze

from jack to snack attack

mic’d up, lawyered down

whoo’s panicking? not me. haha

Professional seed hoarder & snack influencer

Call me Rightzilla

Darkness. Doom. Fresh cinnamon buns.

Suspect remains unbothered

Wall Street meets Walmart parking lot

Can’t get no… potion satisfaction

Too warm for my cold soul

Hope it’s another box inside!

I’m vegan-curious, not guilty!

Camping+above+the+clouds.
Camping above the clouds.
Harry+Potter+logic.
Harry Potter logic.
Trolling+a+squirrel.
Trolling a squirrel.
Voldemorts+father.
Voldemorts father.
Join the conversation
Dear+Abby
Dear Abby
When+white+people+dance%26%238230%3B
When white people dance…
High+school+crush.
High school crush.
I+like+being+involved+in+Korean+culture.
I like being involved in Korean culture.
Nobody+appreciated+me.
Nobody appreciated me.
Oh+Batman%21
Oh Batman!
Going+back+to+work+after+the+holidays.
Going back to work after the holidays.
This+is+what+we+call+giving+up.
This is what we call giving up.