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Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.
I want a boy with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket.
I want a boy with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket.
Best dog sitter.
Best dog sitter.
You heard it here first (probably)
You heard it here first (probably)
Crows just wanna have fun.
Crows just wanna have fun.
Asked Me Mum If She Could Bring My Charger… wot m8?!
Asked Me Mum If She Could Bring My Charger… wot m8?!
Words.
Words.
I want to believe
I want to believe
Needed a reminder
Needed a reminder
Travelling is hard as a pet owner.
Travelling is hard as a pet owner.
All X-Men are not created equal
All X-Men are not created equal
I mean… yes?
I mean… yes?
Nintendo is full of sass.
Nintendo is full of sass.
it’s gonna be a no from me dawg
it’s gonna be a no from me dawg
Found Ellen Degeneres’ avatar.
Found Ellen Degeneres’ avatar.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Farts.
Farts.
Yes+please.
Yes please.
There+is+no+WE+in+FOOD.
There is no WE in FOOD.
Taylor+Swift+should+walk+in+on+Kim+Kardashian+giving+birth%26%238230%3B
Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian giving birth…
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Zombie+Marvel+Sculptures.
Zombie Marvel Sculptures.
Bathing+in+style+with+a+granite+boulder+tub+and+chandelier+shower+head
Bathing in style with a granite boulder tub and chandelier shower head
1%2F2+cup+of+cute.
1/2 cup of cute.
Why+was+there+only+one+set+of+footprints%3F
Why was there only one set of footprints?
My+nightly+ritual.
My nightly ritual.
It%26%238217%3Bs+dangerous+to+go+alone.
It’s dangerous to go alone.
When+I+stay+home+all+day+vs.+When+I+have+to+go+out.
When I stay home all day vs. When I have to go out.
There%26%238217%3Bs+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea%26%238230%3B
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…