Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

now i do

the modern remake has nothing on the original

the modern remake has nothing on the original

good christian suburbs

good christian suburbs

she’s also allergic to humor

she’s also allergic to humor

not now, gary

I’m just gonna use the elevator

I’m just gonna use the elevator

crimes against food are punishable by death

crimes against food are punishable by death

she who denied it definitely supplied it

she who denied it definitely supplied it

you can if they’re toxic

you can if they’re toxic

i’m in!

as if af. did i do it right?

as if af. did i do it right?

is that a napkin on her head?

is that a napkin on her head?

never trust a man with a sweet baby rays book stop

never trust a man with a sweet baby rays book stop

there’s a lot to undress in this headline

there’s a lot to undress in this headline

i wish i was a frog chilling on a leaf

i wish i was a frog chilling on a leaf