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Derpette.

Derpette.
could be fun, no?
could be fun, no?
yes, please
yes, please
such a misunderstood creature
such a misunderstood creature
they get things done. hired
they get things done. hired
macaroni rascals
macaroni rascals
always gotta stop to pet cats
always gotta stop to pet cats
beer science
beer science
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
for family
for family
how is this not already a thing???
how is this not already a thing???
literally what the book is about
literally what the book is about
how it started vs how it’s going
how it started vs how it’s going
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
OK+John+if+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+game+you+want+to+play%26%238230%3B
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
I+was+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
I was asked to leave…
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
Dear+Michael
Dear Michael
Join the conversation
She+still+ate+them%26%238230%3B
She still ate them…
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
You%26%238217%3Bve+all+been+notified.
You’ve all been notified.
Grans+little+genius.
Grans little genius.
This+man+tends+the+bar.
This man tends the bar.
Nice+work+Johnny+boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Goat+seeking+trampoline+for+romp+of+a+lifetime.
Goat seeking trampoline for romp of a lifetime.