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How to beat the game.

How to beat the game.
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
do i speak in times new roman?
do i speak in times new roman?
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
your kids always come first
your kids always come first
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
woah
woah
historically hip
historically hip
anyone know the answer?
anyone know the answer?
don’t mess with your elders
don’t mess with your elders
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
we need a movie about his life
we need a movie about his life
if only he would
if only he would
live. learn. adapt. overcome
live. learn. adapt. overcome
if only he had stayed in space
if only he had stayed in space
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post