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a burrito is not a travel taco

Build each other up, consistently.
Build each other up, consistently.
Words.
Words.
Served chilled, best.
Served chilled, best.
Dear God…
Dear God…
True today, yesterday, and tomorrow.
True today, yesterday, and tomorrow.
Gorilla at Miami zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he’s not allowed to be fed by visitors.
Gorilla at Miami zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he’s not allowed to be fed by visitors.
Axolotl shaped flan for fun and profit!
Axolotl shaped flan for fun and profit!
…it was a graveyard smash.
…it was a graveyard smash.
Had us in the first half, etc…
Had us in the first half, etc…
I’m more impressed than mad…
I’m more impressed than mad…
iPhone XXIII, actually.
iPhone XXIII, actually.
Punkin life hacks.
Punkin life hacks.
Gotta bet big to win big… Market crash circa 1929.
Gotta bet big to win big… Market crash circa 1929.
Children are not bright, initially.
Children are not bright, initially.
…and MY vote!
…and MY vote!
i+got+you%2C+bro
i got you, bro
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
how+many+dads+does+it+take+to+write+an+episode+of+pokemon%3F
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
this+looks+like+a+good+place+to+nap
this looks like a good place to nap
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I%26%238217%3Bm+not+crying%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+crying%26%238230%3B+Okay%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying.
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
leave+me+alone
leave me alone
unclip+and+flip
unclip and flip
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+such+thing+as+a+stupid+ques%26%238230%3B+never+mind
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
Really%2C+really
Really, really
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?