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a cat wrote this

How do you play?
How do you play?
You’re very handsome…
You’re very handsome…
Scumbag cat.
Scumbag cat.
Imaginary friends!
Imaginary friends!
a day in the life of a procrastinator
a day in the life of a procrastinator
US budget explained.
US budget explained.
You will never know.
You will never know.
Stephen Wiltshire, genius.
Stephen Wiltshire, genius.
I see what you did there…
I see what you did there…
Use your teeth!
Use your teeth!
But today I’m only going to eat two slices…
But today I’m only going to eat two slices…
How to Christmas.
How to Christmas.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Words.
Words.
I never told you where I live…
I never told you where I live…
I%26%238217%3BLL+ALLOW+IT
I’LL ALLOW IT
Let+them+eat%2C+at+least%26%238230%3B
Let them eat, at least…
Ringo+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+even+the+best+drummer+in+The+Beatles%26%238230%3B
Ringo wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles…
Stairs+for+advanced+stepping.
Stairs for advanced stepping.
Join the conversation
Get+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Gus.
Get ’em, Gus.
Piani+get+the+thirst%2C+also.
Piani get the thirst, also.
G%26%238217%3Bday+Gary.
G’day Gary.
%2Asniffs%2A
*sniffs*
Local+church+dance+requires+brushing+your+teeth%2C+among+other+things%26%238230%3B
Local church dance requires brushing your teeth, among other things…
Wood+stacking+level+439932
Wood stacking level 439932
Put+this+man+on+permanent+concussion+protocol%26%238230%3B
Put this man on permanent concussion protocol…
How+to+talk+to+tall+people%3A+A+Guide
How to talk to tall people: A Guide