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one mic, many tales
one mic, many tales
sniffer of nonsense
sniffer of nonsense
beauty and the bleed
beauty and the bleed
the ghost of pasta…plate costs $80 still
the ghost of pasta…plate costs $80 still
starve wars
starve wars
toy stores aren’t museums…
toy stores aren’t museums…
glass? slap. ghost? slap.
glass? slap. ghost? slap.
walmart’s secret weapon
walmart’s secret weapon
predator mode: neighbor edition
predator mode: neighbor edition
praise the volume
praise the volume
welcome to trash castle… don’t touch anything
welcome to trash castle… don’t touch anything
monsieur, maybe next year
monsieur, maybe next year
This autumn on Hallmark: “The Vampire Next Door”
This autumn on Hallmark: “The Vampire Next Door”
airshow’s newest diva
airshow’s newest diva
meat the locals
meat the locals
6+reviews+of+Earth.
6 reviews of Earth.
Words.
Words.
Eat+your+veggies.
Eat your veggies.
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+ate+a+panda.
…and then I ate a panda.
Join the conversation
Still+a+better+love+story+than+Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
True+love.
True love.
I%26%238217%3Bm+kind+of+a+big+dill.
I’m kind of a big dill.
True+90%26%238217%3Bs+kids+will+understand.
True 90’s kids will understand.
Super+Bowl+party+etiquette.
Super Bowl party etiquette.
Dear+owls+mating+outside+my+window%26%238230%3B
Dear owls mating outside my window…
Dysfunctional+Valentine+hearts.
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts.
Oh%2C+you+wear+a+Northface+jacket%3F
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?