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a corny joke

I did this for you!
I did this for you!
Half goth chickies!
Half goth chickies!
Talk to the hand, circa 1963,
Talk to the hand, circa 1963,
Growing flowers inside the International Space Station
Growing flowers inside the International Space Station
World’s greatest mustard vending machine.
World’s greatest mustard vending machine.
The problem with stealing wassermelone…
The problem with stealing wassermelone…
Shut up, Richard
Shut up, Richard
Dial tone is for robots.
Dial tone is for robots.
Real news is best news
Real news is best news
*doubt increases significantly*
*doubt increases significantly*
Carol is a mighty God 🐔
Carol is a mighty God 🐔
WW2-era poster urging people to speak ‘American’ (whatever that is…)
WW2-era poster urging people to speak ‘American’ (whatever that is…)
Burn bright like a diamond.
Burn bright like a diamond.
It’s OK to be afraid.
It’s OK to be afraid.
The visual imagery that popped in my head
The visual imagery that popped in my head
Sacrifice+your+fingertips%26%238230%3B
Sacrifice your fingertips…
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Twitter+for+every+thing%26%238230%3B
There’s a Twitter for every thing…
She+might+be+a+witch%26%238230%3B
She might be a witch…
I+could+watch+this+sport.
I could watch this sport.
Join the conversation
Spot+on%2C+mate%21
Spot on, mate!
Match+made+in+prehistory%26%238230%3B
Match made in prehistory…
Please%2C+sir%26%238230%3B+some+high+quality+H20%3F
Please, sir… some high quality H20?
He%26%238217%3Bs+trying+his+best.
He’s trying his best.
U.S.+Flag+but+each+star+is+scaled+proportionally+to+their+state%26%238217%3Bs+population+and+geographic+location+%28roughly%29.
U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s population and geographic location (roughly).
Quick+maths%21
Quick maths!
I+would+watch+the+battle+of+the+birds.
I would watch the battle of the birds.
You%26%238217%3Bve+been+subscribed+to+Apple+facts%21
You’ve been subscribed to Apple facts!