a failure in all metrics

Evolving friens.

Evolving friens.

I would watch this reboot.

I would watch this reboot.

I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could throw it, personally.

I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could throw it, personally.

A wall of lava in all of its glory.

A wall of lava in all of its glory.

Give the chicken a chance, Suzy.

Give the chicken a chance, Suzy.

The pope can get to steppin’

The pope can get to steppin’

Curses on your head, Dijon.

Curses on your head, Dijon.

Get it, gurl.

$DOGE life, circa 1875.

$DOGE life, circa 1875.

D I S T A N C E

D I S T A N C E

*follows them around with a lint roller*

*follows them around with a lint roller*

Heh. Hehehe. Eh.

Heh. Hehehe. Eh.

Hazmat suits would do the trick.

Hazmat suits would do the trick.

Wait till he finds out where her paycheck comes from!

Wait till he finds out where her paycheck comes from!

The various meanings of life.

The various meanings of life.