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a good glistener

Opened a pack of gum in class…
Opened a pack of gum in class…
You gonna eat that chair?
You gonna eat that chair?
Every time.
Every time.
…I can live with that.
…I can live with that.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
When nerds fall in love.
When nerds fall in love.
Skill required vs. Fame.
Skill required vs. Fame.
Moment ruined.
Moment ruined.
MUST. RESIST. PAIN.
MUST. RESIST. PAIN.
Do want.
Do want.
Please be troll.
Please be troll.
Zombie defense.
Zombie defense.
Words.
Words.
Obi-Juan Kenobi.
Obi-Juan Kenobi.
Tickling.
Tickling.
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+me+%26%238211%3B+gato%2C+probably
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
Join the conversation
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Sad+if+true%26%238230%3B.
Sad if true….
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.