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a haunting dad joke

Do you know why I followed you?
Do you know why I followed you?
If bands had kept their original names.
If bands had kept their original names.
The three stages of not getting ice cream.
The three stages of not getting ice cream.
The strange pair.
The strange pair.
Don’t look at him.
Don’t look at him.
Words.
Words.
When kids ask why the sky is blue.
When kids ask why the sky is blue.
Father of the year.
Father of the year.
Bro, do you even lift?
Bro, do you even lift?
How to cut a watermelon.
How to cut a watermelon.
Baldwin Rises.
Baldwin Rises.
Actors past and present.
Actors past and present.
What firefighters actually look like.
What firefighters actually look like.
You. Saw. Nothing.
You. Saw. Nothing.
My wife treats me like a God…
My wife treats me like a God…
Alfalfa+sprouts+and+yeast+is+not+cat+food.
Alfalfa sprouts and yeast is not cat food.
The+Toddler+Years
The Toddler Years
Find+a+partner+that+looks+at+you+the+way+Elon+Musk+looks+at+his+Falcon+Heavy+rocket.
Find a partner that looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his Falcon Heavy rocket.
The+year+is+1915%26%238230%3B
The year is 1915…
Join the conversation
Flight+delayed+in+Japan.+Airline+employees+bow+to+the+passengers+to+apologise.
Flight delayed in Japan. Airline employees bow to the passengers to apologise.
Mr.+Salesman+Sir
Mr. Salesman Sir
Paranoia+level+439932
Paranoia level 439932
This+is+madness.
This is madness.
The+elusive+white+giraffe
The elusive white giraffe
Musk+be+some+kind+of+club+for+the+poor.
Musk be some kind of club for the poor.
Just+two+friends+on+a+commute
Just two friends on a commute
When+your+flight+is+delayed+but+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+too+concerned+about+it%26%238230%3B
When your flight is delayed but you’re not too concerned about it…