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a legend not based in reality

Some dads are just not funny.
Some dads are just not funny.
Oh, ok tiny robot!
Oh, ok tiny robot!
Words to live by.
Words to live by.
I’m the cutest sniper.
I’m the cutest sniper.
Fact.
Fact.
Eyes and Nebulas.
Eyes and Nebulas.
Internet Contrarian
Internet Contrarian
My food schedule.
My food schedule.
JK Rowling pwns Stephanie Meyer.
JK Rowling pwns Stephanie Meyer.
Moments captured in photography.
Moments captured in photography.
Will it blend?
Will it blend?
Joseph was not convinced.
Joseph was not convinced.
I wish it were this easy…
I wish it were this easy…
This is why the internet exists…
This is why the internet exists…
How to tell if your cat wants to kill you.
How to tell if your cat wants to kill you.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
Join the conversation
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.