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a less traumatic origin story

Problem solved.
Problem solved.
You’re like a drug to me.
You’re like a drug to me.
Life is like a bowl of soup.
Life is like a bowl of soup.
The great circle of life?
The great circle of life?
Words.
Words.
Virgin coconut water.
Virgin coconut water.
Trolling from prison.
Trolling from prison.
Pope Vader.
Pope Vader.
Truth.
Truth.
Logic process.
Logic process.
The Jurassic Period.
The Jurassic Period.
15 years ago vs. today.
15 years ago vs. today.
Why I have a Facebook account…
Why I have a Facebook account…
Words.
Words.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Next+time+your+friend+hands+you+his+jailbroken+iPhone%2C+upload+this+as+his+new+background+and+hand+it+back.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
First+rule+of+Presidents+Club%26%238230%3B
First rule of Presidents Club…
These+two+look+like+they+are+having+fun
These two look like they are having fun
My+younger+self+would+be+so+disappointed+in+me.
My younger self would be so disappointed in me.
Join the conversation
Somewhere+out+there%26%238230%3B
Somewhere out there…
The+soldiers.
The soldiers.
According+to+National+Geographic%2C+this+is+what+the+average+human+will+look+like+in+2050
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
On+fitting+in
On fitting in
I+got+this
I got this
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again.
It’s that time of year again.
Disney+Census
Disney Census
Shhhhhh%26%238230%3B.
Shhhhhh….