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a romantic poem

I am not a rich man…
I am not a rich man…
If at first you don’t succeed.
If at first you don’t succeed.
Everyone needs a banana holder
Everyone needs a banana holder
Not everything you read on a snapple cap is true.
Not everything you read on a snapple cap is true.
Life lessons from Disney
Life lessons from Disney
The only prominent American who has ever been punished for lying about the Iraq war
The only prominent American who has ever been punished for lying about the Iraq war
Be the bus
Be the bus
There are two kinds of people in this world
There are two kinds of people in this world
Re-think vaccines, for the children
Re-think vaccines, for the children
I support cloning.
I support cloning.
History
History
ALL the rivers in the United States
ALL the rivers in the United States
Something’s missing…
Something’s missing…
This is a thing
This is a thing
This could be us
This could be us
this+guy+gets+it
this guy gets it
why+would+you+even+have+a+cat+if+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+kissing+their+tiny+soft+forehead%3F
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
algebra+is+like+onion+pie
algebra is like onion pie
fast+and+furious+but+folders+on+your+computer+%26%238211%3B+each+sequel+is+the+same
fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same
Join the conversation
all+it+takes+is+the+burden+of+being+awake+to+set+off+my+anxiety
all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety
i%26%238217%3Bll+give+it+the+%26%238216%3Bole+college+try
i’ll give it the ‘ole college try
this+is+how+i+became+the+fun+uncle
this is how i became the fun uncle
have+we+been+using+shoes+wrong+this+whole+time%3F
have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?
my+plants+are+my+children
my plants are my children
the+simple+dog+life
the simple dog life
the+power+of+positive+affirmations
the power of positive affirmations
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+reason+fans+follow+my+page
there’s a reason fans follow my page