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a very important phone call with grandpa. you can’t say no to him or the cheddar biscuits

grandpa called during work to ask if i wanted to go to red lobster
Reactions to meeting God.
Reactions to meeting God.
Optimist Prime.
Optimist Prime.
Look what you started, Abraham…
Look what you started, Abraham…
Dr. Sheldon Cooper at his best.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper at his best.
Atheists lose this round…
Atheists lose this round…
Scumbag dentists.
Scumbag dentists.
The Door to Hell.
The Door to Hell.
Share it maybe?
Share it maybe?
The logic of the friendzone.
The logic of the friendzone.
Stop objectifying me.
Stop objectifying me.
The Fleatles.
The Fleatles.
Forever alone Pringle.
Forever alone Pringle.
How animals see the world.
How animals see the world.
Men and women.
Men and women.
House wins.
House wins.
i+just+wanted+a+midnight+snack%2C+not+a+noise+complaint%26%238230%3B
i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
the+biggest+plot+hole+in+star+wars
the biggest plot hole in star wars
i+believe+it
i believe it
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs.+for.+my.+peacocks.
it’s. for. my. peacocks.
words+to+live+by
words to live by
potato+hack+to+tell+anti-vaxxers%21
potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!
i+said+that+out+loud%3F
i said that out loud?
grandpa+throwing+shade.+lol
grandpa throwing shade. lol
deliveries+expected+monthly
deliveries expected monthly
priorities%2C+right%3F
priorities, right?
Adding+%26%238216%3Bvisit+salt+mountain+in+pakistan%26%238217%3B+to+my+bucket+list.
Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.