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a very important phone call with grandpa. you can’t say no to him or the cheddar biscuits

grandpa called during work to ask if i wanted to go to red lobster
What?
What?
Please be troll.
Please be troll.
Why we invaded Iraq.
Why we invaded Iraq.
Oh crap.
Oh crap.
Only in America.
Only in America.
If God could see us now.
If God could see us now.
Creepy cat is creepy.
Creepy cat is creepy.
News flash.
News flash.
Do want.
Do want.
Words.
Words.
Justin Bieber has more views than Queen.
Justin Bieber has more views than Queen.
Blame hurricane.
Blame hurricane.
Words.
Words.
I can’t math.
I can’t math.
Luna Lovegood…
Luna Lovegood…
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Join the conversation
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Have+fun%2C+guy.
Have fun, guy.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.