Tough crowd.

pretty

To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let’s remember that this is how you charge their freaking mouse.

The Sniper Giraffe

They are not freaking kidding

I’d eat every blue.

The Mighty Mongrel Mob

Resume Skillz

Mosquito bites

Bragginfly

In case it’s a bomb…

I’ll consider it…

During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied.

I’m trying… :/

Oh Hillary…

This man asked if it was okay for him to climb 110 sets, fully suited, of stairs in honor of his fallen brothers and sisters for 9-11. Yes sir, you can