absolutely barnacles

The matrix is lovely this time of year

The matrix is lovely this time of year

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

King Soulja Flame had his first gig.

King Soulja Flame had his first gig.

Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…

Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

What a missed opportunity.

What a missed opportunity.

Cop bad, criminal good.

Cop bad, criminal good.

Cows can be good boys too.

Cows can be good boys too.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

I want to beliebe.

I want to beliebe.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

Geology jokes rock…

Geology jokes rock…