% Feeling Lucky? %

Hors don’t care for heels.

Hors don't care for heels.
Heard something about you trying to have a productive day…?
Heard something about you trying to have a productive day…?
Your blood is currently in use.
Your blood is currently in use.
Someone had to say it…
Someone had to say it…
huhyuck.
huhyuck.
SpaceJam.com hasn’t been updated since 1996 and this pleases us greatly.
SpaceJam.com hasn’t been updated since 1996 and this pleases us greatly.
I like the cut of your jib.
I like the cut of your jib.
I ship it, honestly.
I ship it, honestly.
We didn’t deserve Fez.
We didn’t deserve Fez.
Notice me, senpai!
Notice me, senpai!
Give or take a decade…
Give or take a decade…
ET (micro) phone home…
ET (micro) phone home…
It is known.
It is known.
Y’all need some more miniature calzones?
Y’all need some more miniature calzones?
Tell Daphne to run a #199 on a possible Doolittle…
Tell Daphne to run a #199 on a possible Doolittle…
F E A R D E A R
F E A R D E A R
grandpa+throwing+shade.+lol
grandpa throwing shade. lol
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
Join the conversation
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
he+knows+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+legend
he knows he’s a legend
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
do+you+even+lift%2C+bird%3F
do you even lift, bird?
well+played%2C+hooman
well played, hooman
when+your+lack+of+self+modesty+bites+you+in+the+ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit