Hors don’t care for heels.
Heard something about you trying to have a productive day…?
Your blood is currently in use.
Someone had to say it…
SpaceJam.com hasn’t been updated since 1996 and this pleases us greatly.
I like the cut of your jib.
I ship it, honestly.
We didn’t deserve Fez.
Notice me, senpai!
Give or take a decade…
ET (micro) phone home…
It is known.
Y’all need some more miniature calzones?
Tell Daphne to run a #199 on a possible Doolittle…
F E A R D E A R
grandpa throwing shade. lol
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
this kid is asking the right questions
Join the conversation
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
he knows he’s a legend
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
do you even lift, bird?
well played, hooman
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
they’re both full of shit