Pillage the local grocer, for good.
He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.
Guilt by association.
Auntie wants a hug.
The struggle and sacrifice is real
May the hackers never raid your booty.
Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.
When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line
Santa keeps some strange company…
It happened, my Aunt fell for it
That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
A city worker washes and folds these blankets for the homeless.
It was a quiet ride.
Trying to pick my favorite republican candidate…
When do you eat your popcorn?
When people say “I don’t like animals.”
Join the conversation
How to hate.
A world without guns.
Hipster or Homeless?
MILF – Mother I’ll Love Forever.
I dare you to hit snooze.