It’s for the exposure…

It's for the exposure...

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

I’m sorry.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

If you’re afraid of spiders…

If you’re afraid of spiders…

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Conversations with the police.

Conversations with the police.

My cat loves boxing.

My cat loves boxing.

Summer in Colorado.

Summer in Colorado.

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I climbed the corporate ladder…

Thanks, Obama.

I used to be afraid of the dark…

I used to be afraid of the dark…

My dog, lately.

My dog, lately.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Coming soon to a theater near you.