Don’t mess with the people who handle your food.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

The duck is a lie.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Never short.

What a mogul!

I guess I’m a vampire now…

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Well worn knives.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

The new local dog park checks out.