“accidentally”

Imagine planning a party

Science has gone too far.

With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages

Being Catholic.

Doing things alone vs as people watch

Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.

Every time a girl says hi to me.

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!

Heard you failed English…

I miss the Rugrats

The average person.

Should have checked himself…poor guy

Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.

Vote Odin

They say the universe is continually expanding…