Love your moms, or dads, or whomever makes you sopa when you’re sick-a.

Love your moms, or dads, or whomever makes you sopa when you're sick-a.

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

popsicles

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

dinner and show

dinner and show

you had a good run

you had a good run

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me