Feeling Lucky?

actual footage of me when confronted by a wasp

It’s all a matter of perspective
It’s all a matter of perspective
Not the best start to the morning.
Not the best start to the morning.
A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg
A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg
You will be given nothing.
You will be given nothing.
One Million Dollars in Singles
One Million Dollars in Singles
Do you even lift?
Do you even lift?
We can’t stop here!
We can’t stop here!
How is porn addictive?
How is porn addictive?
Every damn time!
Every damn time!
Now that’s how your marshal an F-15
Now that’s how your marshal an F-15
Some men…
Some men…
Understanding temperature.
Understanding temperature.
But first, let me take a #selfie
But first, let me take a #selfie
Oddly motivating.
Oddly motivating.
As the days get colder…
As the days get colder…
Russian+guards+protect+Donald%26%238217%3Bs+star+on+the+walk+of+fame.
Russian guards protect Donald’s star on the walk of fame.
Louie+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+mind+waiting.
Louie doesn’t mind waiting.
The+latest+in+fast+food+technology.
The latest in fast food technology.
We+love+all+dogs
We love all dogs
Join the conversation
One+of+my+favorite+holiday+anecdotes.
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
The+rock+at+Ocean+Beach%2C+SF+looks+like+it+has+snow+on+it%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+bird+excrement.
The rock at Ocean Beach, SF looks like it has snow on it; It’s bird excrement.
TELL+US+YOUR+DREAMS+M+O+R+T+A+L
TELL US YOUR DREAMS M O R T A L
The+power+of+flex+tape
The power of flex tape
No+surprise+here
No surprise here
Alas%2C+Babylon.
Alas, Babylon.
Non+controversial+Fox+News
Non controversial Fox News
A+Winter+Wonderland+on+Mars%21
A Winter Wonderland on Mars!